10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson