10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from