10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Welcome to kicker school
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz