10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Welcome to kicker school
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.