10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe