10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare