10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Fold and live to fold again
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"