10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers