10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"