10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.