10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."