10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Why not, when some because there are three.