10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson