10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.