10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.