10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.