10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Fold and live to fold again