10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Poker is for loners.