10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.