10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.