10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- It's Free To Fold...