10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.