10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez