10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.