10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-