10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss