10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --