10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."