10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com