10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim