10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.