10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi