10 Random Poker Quotes

Liquor up front, poker in the rear
"Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
(after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.