10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs