10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- You have to piss with the dick you have