10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Poker is for loners.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.