10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts