10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- It's Free To Fold...
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.