10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "No river, no fish."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.