10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is for loners.