10 Random Poker Quotes

I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
"Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
"Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it