10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters