10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.