10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP