10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.