10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- im going to 2 out you to death