10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks