10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.