10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.