10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• It's Free To Fold...
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "No river, no fish."